HA! Check out some great quotes here from Barack Obama's speech at the 2014 White House Correspondents' Dinner.
1. Yes we can?
We rolled out HealthCare.gov. That could've gone better. In 2008 my slogan was 'Yes, We Can.' In 2013, my slogan was 'Control, Alt, Delete.President Obama
2. Everyone hates me
I did notice the other day that Sasha needed a speaker at career day, and she invited Bill Clinton.President Obama [on waning popularity]
3. Props to ObamaCare?
How well does ObamaCare have to work before people don't want to repeal it. What if everyone's cholesterol drops to 120? What if your yearly check up came with tickets to a Clippers game? Not the old Don Sterling Clippers, the new Oprah Clippers! Would that be good enough? What if it gave Mitch McConnell a pulse?President Obama
4. Congress diss!
One thing we've been unable to agree on is unemployment insurance. Republicans refuse to extend it. I'm beginning to think they have a point. If you want to get paid while not working, you should have to run for Congress just like everybody else.President Obama
5. John Boehner diss!
I'm feeling sorry, believe it or not, for the speaker of the House, as well. These days the House Republicans give John Boehner a harder time than they do me. Which means orange really is the new black.President Obama
6. Let's face it, Fox...
Let's face it, Fox. You'll miss me when I'm gone. It'll be harder to convince the American people that Hillary was born in Kenya.President Obama
7. I'm from Kenya
An American won the Boston Marathon for the first time in 40 years, which was inspiring and only fair since a Kenyan has been President for the past six.President Obama
8. MSNBC diss!
They're a little over-whelmed. They've never seen an audience this big before.President Obama [on MSNBC]
9. CNN diss!
I'm a little jet-lagged from my trip to Malaysia. The lengths we have to go to for CNN coverage these days. I think they're still searching for their table.President Obama