We’re sure by now you’ve heard the news that Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have broken up.
Even though Pete has multiple tattoos devoted to Kim and her kids, news of the split was not entirely unexpected.
After all, Pete has a long track record of short relationships with many of Hollywood’s most sought-after women.
Here’s your complete rundown of the serial monogamist’s lengthy track record:
Before he rose to fame on SNL, Pete dated fellow comic Carly Aquilino. Insiders say the two have remained friend in the years since their relationship came to an end. (Photo via Instagram)
After he and Carly parted ways in 2015, Pete dated Larry David’s daughter, Cazzie. (Photo via Instagram)
In her recent memoir, Cazzie revealed that she and Pete were together for two years, during which time he struggled with his mental health. (Photos via Instagram/NBC)
Cazzie recalls that she carried out the “exceptionally hard task” of ending the relationship. Days later, she found out that Pete had already moved on… (Photos via Instagram)
With Ariana Grande! Yes, this unexpected couple’s whirlwind romance quickly grabbed the entire world’s attention. (Photo via Instagram)
Within a few weeks Pete and Ari were rocking matching tattoos … and engagement rings! (Photo via Instagram)
Alas, the engagement was not meant to be, and Pete and Ariana went their separate ways after just a few months together. (Via Instagram)
The couple took a step apart following the death of Ariana’s ex Mac Miller in September of that year. The relationship came to an end shortly thereafter, but Ari still remembers it fondly. (Photo via Instagram)
“It was frivolous and fun and insane and highly unrealistic, and I loved him, and I didn’t know him. I’m like an infant when it comes to real life and this old soul, been-around-the-block-a-million-times artist. I still don’t trust myself with the life stuff,” she recently told Vogue. (Photo via Instagram)
Just a few months later, in January of 2019, Pete started hooking up with actress Kate Beckinsale. They were spotted canoodling at an award show after-party shortly thereafter. (Photo via Getty)
The couple went their separate ways by April, but again, it seems there are no hard feelings and lots of fond memories. (Photo via Getty)
“I’ve never been in this position before—never dated anybody who comes with their own bag of mischief. It’s all quite shocking, and something to get used to. I think if you liked the person less, you would bow out of it. If that were the main thrust of the relationship, there would be a problem. But it’s not,” Kate said in an interview. (Photo via Getty)
After Kate, Pete dated actress and daughter of Andie McDowell, Margaret Qualley. The couple parted ways after just two months together. (Getty)
“She has a beautiful relationship with him but I don’t want to step on her relationship too much. They have a nice relationship,” McDowell told People magazine during the couple’s short relationship. (Photo via Getty)
After that, Pete embarked on another two-month relationship with a celeb offspring. This time with Cindy Crawford’s daughter Kaia Gerber. (Photos via Getty)
“She’s very young, and I’m f—ing going through a lot and it was before I went to rehab. It’s just like, she should be having fun. She shouldn’t have to worry about some dude that just has issues and s—. She should be enjoying her work. It just wasn’t the right place or the right time at all,” Pete later said of the relationship.
And in October of last year, Pete made the acquaintance of Kim Kardashian when she hosted SNL for the first time. (Getty)
And in October of last year, Pete made the acquaintance of Kim Kardashian when she hosted SNL for the first time. (Photo via Instagram)
The two of them hit it off immediately, and they embarked on a whirlwind romance that captured the attention of the entire world. (Photo via Getty)
In January, Kim and Pete jetted off to the Bahamas together. Shortly thereafter, she introduced him to her kids. (Photo via Instagram)
Despite some major resistance from Kim’s ex-husband Kanye West, she and Pete enjoyed a blissful nine months together before parting ways in August of 2022. (Photo via Instagram)
Insiders say Kim and Pete parted ways on good terms and plan to remain friends. And it probably won’t be very long before Pete moves on with a new A-list companion! (Photo via Instagram)