#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos Take Over Internet: Choose a Favorite!

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The Internet sucks when it's taking Kelly Clarkson to task for giving her child some Nutella.

But the Internet is pretty awesome when it comes together to ridicule an individual or a company clearly in need of some hardcore ridiculing.

The latest case in point? United Airlines.

By now, you must be familiar with the way in which this airline overbooked a recent flight ... and then responded to a customer refusing to give up the seat he had already paid for by dragging him violently off the aircraft.

In response to this heinous incident, social media has made the hashtag #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos trend, as users from around the globe have come up with a few new ideas for United taglines. 

To wit:

1. Meet the New Spokesman!

Meet the New Spokesman!
It's Negan from The Walking Dead. You REALLY don't want him to make any decisions for you.

2. We'll Handle This

We'll Handle This
The United CEO definitely chose the wrong week to stop sniffling glue.

3. Welcome to The Dark Side

Welcome to The Dark Side
Do. What. We. Say.

4. United We... Purge?

United We... Purge?
YIKES.

5. An Underdog Story

An Underdog Story
I did it!!!!!

6. We Also Put the "Y" in "Why Would Any Company Act Like This?"

We Also Put the "Y" in "Why Would Any Company Act Like This?"
See. We're very versatile.

7. Too Easy

Too Easy
But still: too funny!

8. Forget President Snow

Forget President Snow
CEO Oscar Munoz is even scarier.

9. If Only We Had Snakes On This Plane

If Only We Had Snakes On This Plane
Would be easier than customers who dared to remain in the seat they paid for, right?!?

10. Are We Alt-Right or What?

Are We Alt-Right or What?
Is this thing even on?!?

11. Simple, Yet Accurate

Simple, Yet Accurate
And also awful.

12. Hey, It Could Be Worse

Hey, It Could Be Worse
Harrison Ford could be your pilot.

13. LOL!

LOL!
And may we add: ROFL!

14. No One Talks About Fight Club

No One Talks About Fight Club
But it clearly exists.

15. Worst. Accommodations. EVER.

Worst. Accommodations. EVER.
No thank you.

16. Actually, Why Are We Asking?

Actually, Why Are We Asking?
You don't get a choice.

17. These Spokesman Are Handsome

These Spokesman Are Handsome
But deadly serious!

18. Take the Red Eye... Or Get the Black Eye

Take the Red Eye... Or Get the Black Eye
That's basically how it works.

19. The One Option Worse Than a Middle Seat

The One Option Worse Than a Middle Seat
Don't even think about an aisle seat!

20. BOOM!

BOOM!
Thank you, Fake United PR.

21. Is That Not What You Signed Up For?

Is That Not What You Signed Up For?
Tough luck!

22. At Least It's Free!

At Least It's Free!
It's the only thing we do not charge for.

23. Who Wants to Play?

Who Wants to Play?
Anyone who flies with us, that's who!

24. The Good News Is That You're Free to Get Up and Walk About the Cabin

The Good News Is That You're Free to Get Up and Walk About the Cabin
The bad news? You need to keep walking.

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