Not everyone has success on Tinder.
It really can be a hit-or-miss platform, considering the subjectivity involved in members of the opposite sex simply looking at one's picture and choosing on the spot to swipe left or right.
But this isn't the case for Phil.
Phil is outright OWNING Tinder at the moment, earning positive responses from nearly everyone who comes across his profile.
What's his secret? Well... Phil is an Alaskan Malamute.
His owner made Phil an actual Tinder profile and the replies have gone viral - because they're hilarious!
That's what happens when you're the one online dater who can get away with asking to lick someone on a first date.
Scroll around below to get an idea of what Phil's life is like on Tinder:
First, This is Phil:
Who would NOT want to go home with him, right?!?
This is A Lot of Negotiating
But the two sides arrive at an amicable resolution.
What, are they gonna put me in doggy jail?
Lady, walking isn't the action I'm looking for here.
You Know When People Ask "Who's a Good Boy?"
The answer is me.
A Little Tit for Tat, Please?
Or belly rubs for commands, I should say?
Me! I'm a Good Boy!
I thought we established that before.
I'm a Good Boy... Who Rules at Fetch
Seriously. I'm the best.
Why Ask About Instagram?
Can't we just stay here and chat?
The Bow Tie is a Nice Touch, Right?
Let's see another dog try to pull it off.
Yes, That's Me!
Did we mention that Phil rose to fame on imgur after his owner made him the Best Man at his wedding? It's true!
More Photos of Phil
Come on, look at this giant cutie!
And... One More!
Yeah. We totally get why he's so popular online.