Not everyone has success on Tinder.
It really can be a hit-or-miss platform, considering the subjectivity involved in members of the opposite sex simply looking at one's picture and choosing on the spot to swipe left or right.
But this isn't the case for Phil.
Phil is outright OWNING Tinder at the moment, earning positive responses from nearly everyone who comes across his profile.
What's his secret? Well... Phil is an Alaskan Malamute.
His owner made Phil an actual Tinder profile and the replies have gone viral - because they're hilarious!
That's what happens when you're the one online dater who can get away with asking to lick someone on a first date.
Scroll around below to get an idea of what Phil's life is like on Tinder: