A compilation of the best quotes and moments from Sunday night's Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 5. These lines really sum up the installment.
Kim is a Down Ass B*tch!
We know this from Ray J. But good to know Kanye's increasingly plastic, personality-less Stepford Wife is still game to get a little wild and crazy once in awhile.
Just kidding. Scott leaving rehab early was a shocker to absolutely no one. At least we hope so, otherwise Kourtney and all of you are clearly delusional.
The Lord Hath Returned!
Scott Disick is back from rehab early on Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 5. Are his family members happy to see him?
Scott and Kourtney Communicate
Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian actually did a good job communicating on Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 5.
Kim Kardashian at the Jersey Shore
Reality star and professional celebrity Kim Kardashian at the Jersey Shore, with the goofy Snooki-style glasses to really look the part.
Kourtney and Scott Kiss
Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have had sex at least three times, but we rarely see them express any sort of love or affection. That made this scene stand out.
Why Don't You Reach Out?
Scott Disick and Kim Kardashian's relationship was strained after she blabbed about his hospitalization and he wasn't pleased, prompting Khloe to confront her sister.
Beyond Scared Straight
At least for the time being, Scott is saying and doing all the right things.
It Was Hurtful
But fortunately for Kim, The Lord forgives.
Kourtney Kardashian is apparently the Bagel Queen. We'd be her king any day if Scott ever leaves. Because we have a crush on her. But mostly because we also like bagels.
We're Going to the Jersey Shore, B*TCH!
The Situation would be proud of Kim and Jonathan.
It's Not Easy Being Sober
For Scott Disick, a.k.a the Man Who Get Paid to Chill, doing his job proves more difficult given his newfound sobriety.