Even though Amber Portwood was arrested for domestic violence charges last month, she still enjoys a wealth of support, especially from her current and former Teen Mom Og co-stars.
It’s more than a little weird, as Amber stands accused of attacking Andrew Glennon with a machete while he was holding the her 1-year-old son, but hey — pretty much everything about the Teen Mom universe is weird as hell at this point.
In fact, we reached the point where we thought nothing about this cast could surprise us.
Until we learned that Amber and Farrah Abraham have become breast-baring besties.
You can’t make this stuff up, folks.
It wasn’t all that long ago that Amber and Farrah nearly came to blows while shooting a Teen Mom OG reunion special.
Settling Their Differences
But perhaps it should come as no surprise that Amber and Farrah have been able to find common ground. After all, they have an awful lot in common beyond the fact that they were both OG teen moms on Teen Mom OG.
In the Same League
Both are thought to be the very worst moms to be featured on Teen Mom OG, and many believe they’re up there with Jenelle Evans in terms of the worst moms of the entire franchise.
Of course, Farrah has never lost custody of her kid, so we guess Amber just took the lead in that competition.
Yes, as you may have heard, Amber has lost custody of baby James following her attack on Andrew.
In fact, a judge has ordered her to keep her distance from Andrew, and she’s only allowed to see James during supervised visits.
This has resulted in some unpleasant living situations, including a month that was apparently spent couch surfing.
Fortunately, Amber was recently able to lock down a more stable sleeping situation, a fact that she recently revealed (along with plentiful cleavage) in an Instagram post.
Boobs and bed
“The joy of having a bed AGAIN!!!!! (excuse the cleavage) to go from a couch for over a month to these hotel beds literally feels like a blessing! I’m so ecstatic every time!” Portwood captioned the above pic.
Out of Character!
“Always sending love everyone,” she added, somewhat unexpectedly.
The Farrah Response
Now, perhaps it’s the fact that she’s a big, big fan of the cleavage selfie. Or maybe it’s the fact that someone is finally lower than her in the estimation of Teen Mom OG fans. Whatever the case, Farrah is suddenly #TeamAmber
Didn’t See That One Coming!
“I wish her all the best,” Farrah said in a recent interview with Hollywood Life.
Of Course She Thinks Amber Is the Victim
“It’s really sad that … I think it’s just like everyone is saying. She has to focus on her health and her well-being,” Abraham continued.
“I know it hurts, as a mom, to have your kids taken away,” Farrah added.
Word Salad Time
“I know it hurts to sometimes make wrong choices and get off the beaten path that she wants to be on,” Farrah went on with a clear lack of understanding for that figure of speech.
Not Sure If “Awesome” Is the Word We Would Use
“And the more that we all talk about that, that she talks about that, that’s awesome,” Abraham rambled on.
Asked if she had a message she would like to share with Amber, Farrah said, “My message would be, ‘I wish you all the best and I know how that feels, and I understand.’”
Empathy For the Devil
“I’m empathetic to what she’s going through,” Abraham added. “But I really really hope that she can be alone, go solo, be a solo girl,”
You Can Stop Now
Confirming that she’s just talking to hear her own voice at this point, Farrah then called Amber “a strong, independent, fierce woman … who can easily have two kids on her own,” whatever that means.
Out of the Loop
Abraham admitted that she’s not up on the latest information regarding Amber and Andrew’s situation, but speculates that the couple “definitely probably splitted ways after that.”
It then dawned on Farrah that Amber has been down this road before. “This is her second go round of her losing custody of a child … I’m sure that’s not taken lightly.”
She Got Some Things Right
Farrah, of course, is correct in her assumption that Amber and Andrew have broken up.
A Pattern Emerges
She’s also right when she says that Amber has already lost custody of one child, her daughter Leah, who currently lives with Gary Shirley and his wife.
They All Agree For Once
It may seem like a strange time for Amber to come out in favor of her former foe, but she’s certainly not alone on this one.
And They’re All Wrong
In fact, the entire Teen Mom OG cast has collectively expressed its support for Portwood.
Birds Of a Feather
Amber has yet to respond to Farrah’s comments, but this could be the beginning of a beautifully horrendous friendship.