We're sorry to break this to you.
But the Apocalypse is nigh.
How else to explain that the University of Miami's Delta Gamma chapter has released a recruitment video for 2016 that is better produced than anything we've seen on MTV over the past decade?
Just consider the following GIFs, taken from said video and causing us to wonder just what the heck is going on in our world of higher education these days...
Picture Us Rolling
Join Delta Gamma and you, too, can have your hair blow in the wind while driving around in a convertible.
It may be studying how to shape ourselves like an anchor on the beach, but still.
Going for a Dip
A slow-motionm synchronized dip, that is.
Come Water Ski with Us!
Little known fact: only Delta Gammas are allowed to water ski.
Is This Their Sorority House?
Please, God, tell us it is not.
They're on a Boat!
And never actually in a classroom, or even on campus, based on these screen grabs.