We know, we know ... another day, another story about David Eason being a terrible human being.
But it's just that he's so bad, you know?
Sure, it might be fun to go a few days without talking about this jackass, but he keeps on doing and saying all these awful things.
Are we just supposed to ignore it?!
We could, obviously, but it's healthy to discuss your feelings, and boy, do we have a whole mess of feelings when it comes to David.
So let's just get them all out, OK?
David has a bad temper, an obsession with fame, and just so many guns.
If that's not a recipe for disaster, then what is?
The Red Flags Keep Flying
We don't have time to go through each and everything scary thing this guy has ever done, but trust us, it's a lot.
His ex claimed that he was violent with her and threatened to kill her when she was pregnant with their son, and Jenelle claimed in a heartbreaking 911 call that he'd abused her, too.
Nathan Griffith and his mother are convinced that he abuses adorable little Kaiser, too.
He's also gone after Jenelle's fellow Teen Mom 2 cast members -- he especially has a thing for Kailyn.