Tony and Alyssa Serafini are the parents of two little girls.
They are also both teachers.
So this husband and this wife spend a lot of time around kids.
With the exception, that is, of a recent date night in which they hired a babysitter and hit up a restaurant called Gibbet Hill Grill because they had a gift card for it.
The alcohol soon flowed, one thing led to another and the couple ended up at... Target?
Wait, what? Huh? Why?!? Read Tony's hilarious account of the evening below...
Tony runs the Facebook page "Bottlerocket" and got the attention of his followers with a post that started out like this.
Blame the Alcohol!
"They have this drink called 10 Years Rum Punch that comes in its own little bottle,” Tony explained. And his wife downed two of them.
Down the Hatch!
Tony likely had certain ideas of where the night was headed. We doubt one of those ideas was a giant retail store.
On Target. Really.
"My wife got two of them and then wouldn’t stop talking about back to school shopping at Target, but I didn’t want to do that because it’s still July," Tony wrote on Facebook. (And also because... who yearns to go to Target on date night?!?)
Can You Find Me?!?
"We ended up at Target, and walked around shopping and taking pictures, like teenagers," Tony explains, making it clear via the photo above that at least this wasn't their a basic, boring shopping trip.
This is... Fun?
For one half of the couple, at least, it seemed.