It’s not like we aren’t aware of which celebrities have really big boobs. We aren’t blind or anything.
But still. Looks can be a bit deceiving, considering the prominence of push-up bras and the like these days.
That’s why we’ve delved into the Internet, consulted with sources, done some research and learned the bra sizes of various female stars.
We present them to you below…
Jessica Simpson…
… 32 DD! Her very own father once confirmed this size in an interview with GQ.
Christina Aguilera…
… 34E! Yes, E! The singer says they grew to be this size after she gave birth to her son, Max, and they’re remained that large ever since.
Victoria Beckham…
… 34B. She was once a 34DD, thanks to some plastic surgery. The the model has since had her implants removed.
Kate Upton…
… 34D. She once told The Sun: “I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I would love to wear spaghetti tips braless and go for the smallest bikini designs.” Not a single man on the planet agrees with this statement.
Katy Perry…
… 32D. She once joked to GQ: “I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet… and I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?’ God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.”
Sofia Vergara…
… 32F. Yes, before you ask, this is the biggest (real!) size we’ve come across in Hollywood.
Dolly Parton…
… 40DD. Parton gives Vergara competition, however. Her breasts are insured for $600,000.
Tyra Banks…
… 34DD. We don’t love the model’s self-serving attitude. But we’re okay with her chest.
Beyonce…
… 36C. Beyonce likely doesn’t get enough credit for having a solid, ample bosom.
Rihanna…
… 34B. Rihanna is not wearing any pants in this picture, but she has her boobs covered up.
Kim Kardashian…
… 32D. If only she would show them off more often, perhaps we could have taken an educated guess.
Gwyneth Paltrow…
… 34B. Gwyneth Paltrow is known for being annoying and spoied, but not for her large bust size.
Blake Lively…
… 34C. And we’d like to SEE them for ourselves, if you know what we mean.
Taylor Swift…
… 34A. No, her small bust size is not the reason Swift has not had great success in love. Come on now!
Jessica Biel…
… 36C. You are a very lucky man, Justin Timberlake.
Gisele Bundchen …
… 34C. You aren’t exactly an unlucky man, Tom Brady.
Eva Longoria…
… 32B. Hey, don’t mock. That’s a solid handful right there.
Naya Rivera…
… 36C. Hey, now there’s something to be gleeful over! Well done.
Jennifer Aniston…
… 34B. This shouldn’t sag late in life. Aniston is lucky for that.
Heidi Klum…
… 34C. Sounds about right for the supermodel, doesn’t it?
Lady Gaga…
… 34B. Ain’t nothing wrong with that. One can have a good romance with such breasts.
Lindsay Lohan…
… 34D. These are always sagging down to her ankles. What a waste.
Christina Hendricks …
… 32F. Yes, F. Not a typo. The letter following E.