Celebrity Big Brother premieres Wednesday, February 7 on CBS and thanks to the power of the live feeds; we already know a lot about what has happened the first few days inside one of the most famous houses on the planet.
It's hard to believe that it's been 18 years since the civilian series debuted and the network is only now attempting to capitalize on a celebrity version.
In all honesty, none of the people in the house are A-listers. In fact, they are all Z-listers who are using the show as a last-ditch attempt to stay relevant.
Okay, let's run down the spoilers for week one, which first appeared on Reddit. Be warned; if you like to be surprised when you watch the show as it airs, you should probably look away now.
You have been spoiler warned!
Who Won Head of Household?
The first head of household competition can be the most important.
Shannon Won Head of Household
Former American Pie star, Shannon Elizabeth emerged above the rest and won the first Head of Household competition of the season.
An All-Female Celebrity Alliance
Shannon Elizabeth, Omarosa Manigault, Brandi Glanville, Marissa Jaret Winokur, Keshia Knight Pulliam and Ariadna Gutiérrez are part of the all-female alliance! How long will it take for Brandi to start accusing her allies of sleeping with her man?
Who Was Nominated?
Shannon had some decisions to make as she aimed to remain competitive.
James is Nominated for Eviction
James was the first houseguest nominated by Shannon for eviction.
Chuck is Nominated for Eviction
Shannon took Chuck to task and put him up on the block next to James, but there's still veto...
The Power of Veto Winner Is...
The competition involved the houseguests grabbing blocks and spelling the biggest word.
If you thought Shannon was only going to win the one competition, you were wrong. The actress now has the final say on who stays on the block. Could a blindside be on the cards?
Will There Be a Replacement Nominee?
Shannon and her allies have been floating the idea of taking Chuck down to earn a vote in favor of putting Mark up, but he's not the one going out the door...
Jason Maslow is the target for eviction, and barring a miracle, he will be heading out the door during the first eviction of the season.
Surprise Power Alert!
Keshia Knight Pulliam has been granted a power that allows her to replace a Head of Household. More details will be revealed during the first few episodes of the season.
Two Houseguests Are Being Punished
Thanks to the veto competition, James is wearing a baby costume and has to crawl around the house. It will be like Dancing with the Stars all over again!
The Other Is...
Ariadna Gutierrez! Like Jason, the model has to crawl around and dress in baby clothing. Who said Celebrity Big Brother was going to be an easy ride?