Farrah Abraham has the rumor mill churning at record pace.
The former Teen Mom OG cast member has alleged in a new podcast interview that she’s sort of on the verge of a return to the franchise.
According to Farrah (keep the source in mind, okay?), she has met with MTV executives and is open to returning to the show — under one major condition.
What is this condition?
Is there any way we can trust Farrah’s word?
And what does Catelynn Lowell have to say about this possibility?
You’re moments away from all the answers!
Wait, What is Going on Here?
Abraham is really coming back to Teen Mom OG? After she got fired for starring in way too many amateur porn videos?
It Seems Unlikely
But try telling that to Abraham, who went on a Radar Online podcast a few days ago and strongly teased this possibility.
What the Heck Did She Say?
“I go out now with the executives of Teen Mom and I hang out with producers,†she said on this podcast. “Things must be my way or I don’t come back. I don’t share my seasons with newbies. I’ll come back if it’s OG all the way.”
This is Quite the Take
Farrah isn’t just saying she may come back, she’s trying to actually set the terms of this comeback.
And What Do These Terms Include?
The firing of Cheyenne Floyd, who took over as one of Farrah’s replacements on this past season.
What Beef Does She Have with Cheyenne Floyd?
Don’t worry. Farrah is happy to tell you.
Take It Away, Occasional Adult Webcam Star!
“No one knows Cheyenne is on the show, let’s be real, that is a joke,†Farrah saod on Radar Online’s Teen Mom Time podcast late last week.
It’s Not Her Fault, Though
It’s really the part of the MTV replacement startegy, she explained: “Cheyenne and her boyfriend are super fans of Teen Mom. You can’t put super fans on TV shows and think it’s authentic.”
The Show’s Essence is Gone, You Guys
Continued Farrah: You can’t get someone from The Challenge show where they purposely hook up for the sake of ratings, which happens non-stop…you’re duping what Teen Mom is about now. You make Teen Mom out to be a lie.”
Many More Shots Fired
“It’s been quirky seeing the girls they put in place for me. Seeing how they picture fulfilling my place has been very funny and entertaining to me,†Farrah added, saying that the person who oversees casting “needs to be trained again.â€Â
Bristol Palin Did Suck
We’ll give Farrah that much. That was a failed piece of stunt-casting.
Peace Out, Palin!
“Bristol couldn’t handle that Farrah Abraham thing,†Abraham said of Bristol, who left the series because she didn’t like the way she was portrayed. “Her last words were probably, ‘Farrah, Farrah!’ You can’t pop in some girl who has been watching Teen Mom for 10 years. Bristol is a super fan of Teen Mom.â€Â
This is a Lot to Digest
Have any current Teen Moms stars responded? Yes, they have!
Let’s Hear from Catelynn, Shall We?
“We love Cheyenne and she’s a better fit than Farrah was,†Lowell told Us Weekly on Thursday, September 12. “She’s [a] respectful, loving and caring person, and finally all of us girls can sit on a couch, go out and just have fun with one another. We wouldn’t want it any other way.”
So… No Warm Welcome Here for Farrah?
God, no, Catelynn continues: “She hasn’t changed as a person. She even said she would only come back if things were her way. She’s still the self-righteous person — she always has been — and we don’t need that type of attitude in our loving group.”
Perhaps If Farrah Were a Totally Different Person?
“Now, if she was a caring and loving person, maybe, but that’s just not who she is and Cheyenne is, and for that reason, all of us Teen Mom girls love Cheyenne,” added Lowell.
What If MTV Really Did Resign Farrah?
“Everyone loves a train wreck, so if MTV brings her back, I hope all the fans enjoy watching that, but I would not help them bring her back or petition against her because that’s a waste of my time, and I’ve wasted enough of my time trying to befriend her and help her in the past,” she responded.
These Two Have a Past?
Of course. Abraham trashed Catelynn as disgusting last year.
Anything Else?
Yes, PLENTY MORE.
Whatever, Though, Farrah is Looking Ahead to the Future
“Whenever they are ready to have some Farrah back in their lives and want those high ratings again,†Farrah concluded of Teen Mom producers in this latest interview.