This ad for a used wedding dress is so bad, it’s awesome. Read some of the best quotes here.
Proven Track Record
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You need that assurance when purchasing a used product.
Not Planning to Stay Faithful?
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Wow, are you in the right place. This is THE dress for you!
Harlot-Sized Ensemble
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You’ll be the envy of … people like that.
Designed By Benedict Arnold
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A man of so many traitorous talents.
Reasonable Mediocrity
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That’s the best you can hope for after you wear this thing. After that it only goes downhill.
Good Condition!
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Or at least better shape than the relationship it was meant to symbolize.
Eventual Infidelity
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The dress is cursed. It’s a matter of when, not if.