Reading to your kids is GREAT! But maybe DON'T read these 41 hilariously inappropriate children's books to them, okay? Cool.
Meh, you don't need to be an astronaut when you grow up, kid! You can be a garbage man instead.
We're thinking the authors didn't ACTUALLY mean a crack house, but, well, we can never be too sure.
Gone With the Wind
Uh, err, is this the best way to discuss death with kids? Because fireflies come back. Sort of. Daddy probably isn't. Probably.
Body Image Issues
HOLY MOLY. This was probably written by Kris Jenner and explains everything about Kim Kardashian's poor body image.
James Deen and Farrah Abraham probably tried this in Backdoor Teen Mom.
Thomas has a load to deliver to Sir Top'em Hatt.
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