37 Worst People of Wal-Mart Photos EVER By Author Tattle Taylor at Jul 21, 2014 • Category LOL Oh, People of Wal-Mart. You never fail to depress the rest of us about the state of humanity. Or just make us feel really, really good about ourselves.1Clothing OptionalHey, she’s wearing shoes! That counts for something, right?2Abraham Lincoln, Wal-Mart ShopperHe heard they’d rolled back prices on stovepipe hats and had to see for himself!3Doctor’s OrdersHospital food IS sort of gross, so we almost can’t blame this guy for heading out to grab some snacks, can we?4Before He CheatsSomeone is a Carrie Underwood (and colorful language) fan.5Captain ObviousIn case it wasn’t obvious, her shirt spells it out for you and everybody else.6Redneck TruckDidn’t the El Camino beat these guys to it?7IncentiveWal-Mart in WALKING DISTANCE. PERFECT.8Facebook MobileThis probably isn’t what Facebook meant when it unveiled Facebook MOBILE. (Homographs are hard!)9What Would YOU Do For A…This guy will wrassle your mother in law. For two bucks, he might make her disappear.10Wal-Mart-ConDid this guy make a wrong turn on his way to Comic Con? (No. Probably not.)11Genius!We’ve heard of putting kids on a leash, but that’s way too easy for the kid to get out of. Handcuffs? Not so much.12Child LaborLet’s be real. If this were one of those super cool race car carts NONE OF US would blink at this dad wanting to take one for a joy ride.13Pets Are People TooYes, yes that is a goat in a diaper on a leash in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Your eyes do not decieve you.14Lizard LoveIs that a lizard on his shoulder or is he just happy to shop at Wal-Mart?15God Bless the USANothing says “God Bless America” like this outfit. Nothing at all.16Necrophilia on Aisle WTF?WHYYYYYYY would someone wear this!?!17Nicki Minaj Called…She would like her wig back.18Maxi VanInstead of a minivan, this person drives a MAXI. (Ha. Haha. Hahahah. Okay, moving on.)19Setting a Good ExampleYeah, this isn’t how you do it. On numerous levels.20Trash HeapThis car gives new meaning to the phrase “hunk of junk.”21Riding DirtyIs that…are they…IS THAT REAL LIFE!?!? Where is the eyebleach!?!? 22My Bologna Has a First Name…It’s “WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THAT BOLOGNA!?!”23Save the ChildrenNo really, someone save that kid!24One HeadlightThis appears to be a headlight fashioned out of a Halloween bucket and some plastic wrap. Both of which can be purchased at…Wal-Mart.25World CupThis guy’s ready for the World Cup…as a referee OR a mariachi. Or maybe this is his everyday attire.26Spider-manJUST IN CASE anyone were thinking about robbing this bank inside a Wal-Mart, Spider-man would like you to rethink your decision.27Say Cheese!Hey, can you pass the shredded cheddar? And I’ll take some slices, too.28Hide and SeekLet’s play spot the sleeping toddler!29Just Strolling AlongEither this trunk is broken, this stroller doesn’t fold down, or this person doesn’t understand how stuff works. It’s probably the third.30Let Me Take a SelfieIf she were in a Target fitting room, no one would think twice about her swimsuit selfie-love. (P.S. Go with #3!)31UR In a Parking LotGet it? URINE a PARKING LOT. 32Well ThenIf he wants to flip someone off, does he just turn around and walk away instead? Because that could be effective. Maybe?33This Isn’t RightIt’s just…it isn’t. So much WTF happening here.34Try Before You BuyThey’re either trying out the patio furniture or they sat down to watch the people of Wal-Mart only to become People of Wal-Mart themselves.35Why GOD?What is it with people and inappropriate public displays of affection in Wal-Mart? Or anywhere in public? 36Our Thoughts ExactlyThis girl’s face says everything.37POTUSEven the POTUS loves the people watching at Wal-Mart. Or the low low prices.