Kids. They're the best, but they cry a lot, and often for hilariously random and pointless reasons. A dad blogger has documented many of those reasons. Scroll through some of the best/worst!
When you lose your favorite red balloon, that is cause for grave concern.
The Last Cheerio
When you can't get the last of the Cheerios onto the spoon? Devastation.
Too much sunscreen? Or too little? Either way, WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Feeding the Goat
When you feed the goat and the goat eats all the food? Cue the tears streaming down the face.
I Don't Want to Go
Sometimes, when you don't wanna go somewhere, you gotta throw a fit. Even if there are no plans to actually go somewhere.
Pet Door Fail
Okay, this one is probably an actual good reason for crying.
Wrecking Ball on TV
That'll make a kid cry 99 times out of 100. Okay, 100 out of 100.
Styrofoam For Dinner
Seems like it would be such a good meal. Then mean old mom and dad had to ruin the fun.
Stuck Under the Sink
We got nothing.
A Lost Receipt
Totally a cause for abject misery if ever there were one.
Poop as a Toy
Probably not a good idea for obvious reasons. Well, not obvious if you're a kid.
Meeting Iron Man
A little less cool when he doesn't have the costume on, we suppose.
Meeting Bill Murray
Not as cool for a little kid as it would be for an adult.
Every dog needs a pillow. Sometimes that pillow is a small human.
Safety NOT First
Trying to keep your kid from drowning will often make them hysterically sad. Such is life.
MY Trains! MINE!
Those trains in a public place filled with a bunch of kids are ALL MINE!!!!!
Time For a Time Out
Sometimes, your kid has to put himself in time out, then cry about it.
Some things are okay to share. This shopping cart leg hole is not one of those things.
Lost Rubber Duck
If there's any cause for tears, it's a lost rubber duck in the tub (or on your head).
Dog Walk Fail
Because when you want to walk the dog, they often like to actually walk. Not cool.
Dog in the Way
If this dog would only get out of the way, this tragic event could've been avoided.
Because that's what every little girl needs at the store.
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Nine seconds ago.
Happy Birthday Song
Usually a big hit with the kids. But not always apparently.
Justin Bieber on the Radio
That will make any kid start bawling uncontrollably ...