24 Photos That Would Make Us Not Want to Marry Charlie Sheen

Would you ever marry Charlie Sheen? No, right? Brett Rossi can't say the same somehow.

Charlie Sheen can be a funny guy, we give him that much. But would you want to marry this man?

Charlie Sheen smiles here for reporters. At least we think he's smiling.

Charlie Sheen stands proudly on the FX carpet here. He is making a lot of money for the network.

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan in bed in Scary Movie 5. Pretty hilarious.

Say what you want about Charlie Sheen - please! - but the actor has enjoyed a successful career. He has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Yes, Charlie Sheen is probably a little crazy, but that's why we love the guy.

Charlie Sheen has enjoyed a colorful career, that's safe to say. But he's rebounded with a hit for FX.

Charlie Sheen is just chilling here in Miami. The actor looks to be lost in deep, deep thought.

Charlie Sheen holds up a wad of cash in this photo, courtesy of a trip to Miami. Why? Who knows. It's Charlie Sheen.

#WINNING. One word revolutionized the world in 2011. Charlie Sheen's mantra is far more than a slogan. It's a way of life.

Charlie Sheen has a reason to smile. His Comedy Central Roast was viewed by an incredible six million people.

I'm not bipolar! So reads the hat of Charlie Sheen in this photo.

Charlie Sheen may have come to a city near you with his crazy antics and unfunny tour. Did you attend any of his shows?

Charlie Sheen is nothing if not a loyal friend. He just bailed Lenny Dykstra out of a legal jam.

Charlie Sheen smokes a lot. He lights up here following a tour stop on Toronto, Canada.

Wanna throw it down with Charlie Sheen? The actor will be the focus of a party in New Jersey following a live show, as teased on this poster.

This is your basic photo of Charlie Sheen. It's courtesy of an edition of Sheen's Korner.

Charlie Sheen smiles for the camera on top of this building. Who know what is lurking inside that head...

We all know Charlie Sheen is losing his mind. But has the actor really, finally admitted to it?!?

Charlie Sheen has been forced to hand over his kids to authorities. That move came after his ex-wife filed for a restraining order against the actor.

Please, CBS, do not take Charlie Sheen back. He's SO much funnier when he's out of work.

Why should Charlie Sheen ever be in a bad mood? The guy can do pretty much anything and the public continues to love him.

Charlie Sheen is fighting the good fight. Or something. To be honest, it's quite unclear what Charlie Sheen is doing at any given time.