You should never drink and drive.
This is a given. It should be a rule all men and women across all age groups follow religiously.
As for the actions listed and pictured down below? You probably shouldn't do any of them while drunk, either.
Then again, these people likely only did them BECAUSE they were drunk. Talk about a conundrum!
Scroll around to point, laugh and shake your head over their antics, while hopefully taking notes not to try these at home yourself in the future...
Not Waiting for a Locksmith
Who has time to even attempt to jimmy a lock when there's mac and cheese or something to eat inside your apartment?
Stuffing Many, MANY Straws Into Your Mouth
Ummm... guys? They're stuck.
Playing Frogger with Oncoming Traffic, Without Pants Fully On
Even if you get dared to do so, just... don't.
Trying to Sleep in a Phone Booth
This is sort of amazing. But most people couldn't pull it off.
Doing This to a Friend
At least if you want to keep him as a friend.
Online Shopping Late at Night
We're just assuming that's why this dude bought this painting.
Seriously, Just Call a Locksmith!
Many are open 24 hours a day!
Eating Pizza and Cookies... Together
We assume the people who made this product were also drunk at the time.
Throwing a Tennis Ball at a Gecko and Saying "Charizard, I Choose YOU"
Try to resist the temptation.
Not Using a Can Opener
This seems like an extreme action just to eat some Spaghetti-Os.
Letting Your Friend Give You a Haircut
No explanation needed.
Getting a Tattoo
We hope this person had the excuse of being drunk when she got this.
Taking a Shower
THIS kind of shower, that is.
Britney Spears can back us up on this one.
Coming Up with New Inventions
A toilet pretty much is a chair already, isn't it?
Having Sex with a Friend
This graphic says it all.
Trying To Be a Gourmet Chef
Okay, fine. Maybe you should eat that box of pizza and cookies.
Texting Your Ex
Or really sending any text at all.
Going on Facebook
Yeah. Avoid that, too.
Taking the Subway
You never know where it will lead.
Using Pizza as a Pillow
Not even if it's soft crust.
It will not end well.
Gettng Into a Drinking Contest with Tom Hanks
He survived four years on a deserted island alone. You cannot defeat him.