And we all thought Kristin Cavallari was a screw-up…check out these 35 questionable parenting moments by real parents in real life.
Boxed In
You might wanna re-work your child’s nap schedule.
A Sad Reflection
This is, sadly, a literal reflection of our times.
Under Fire
No… just, no.
Really Blowing It
Someone needs to swallow hard and tell this mother what she’s doing wrong.
Gun Play
It’s all fun and games until someone get shot.
Can I Call You Back?
Seriously. No call can be this important.
Aim High
Or, ideally, don’t have your child aim at all.
Oh, Mother
Pick and choose the time for your half-naked selfies, mothers around the world.
Chugging a Lug
Chug! Chug! Chug! Wait a minute… don’t chug!
A Scandalous Selfie
I’ll be right there, honey…
Falling Hard
Someone is falling… and she won’t be able to get up.
Bongs Away
Can’t you at least put this in a drawer?
College Prep
It’s never too early to prepare your child for college.
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

Geez, dad! Don’t you know the kid is supposed to be REAR facing! Gosh!
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

Something tells us this isn’t what people had in mind when they created “Take Your Child to Work Day.”
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

Here’s hoping this photo session was quick, right?
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

Doesn’t even matter if this picture is just posed and not real. Putting cigarettes in kids’ hands and taking pictures is the opposite of cool.
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

Just what your kid always wanted! A rabies souvenir from his trip to the zoo!
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

Maybe DON’T put your kid’s carrier in the street next time?
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

Penthouse? Really? With the Internet around, who has printed porn anymore?
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

This might actually be a GENIUS parenting moment. Dollars to donuts the kid under that napkin is sleeping and Dad’s eating his hoagie with two hands. WIN!
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

If the baby’s in the basket, where are the groceries? And this kid can’t even scream because FOLDED IN HALF.
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

This mom might want to read the manual to find out just how her stroller works. Pretty sure this isn’t it.
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

This kid is way too excited to be seeing Maxim. Way.
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

Pretty sure Baby-sicles don’t taste like grape.
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

What happens when parents and photographers try to recreate Pinterest.
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

While not TECHNICALLY a questionable parenting moment, this is definitely a questionable FASHION moment and a VERY unfortunate photo.
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

This one kind of says everything, right?
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

Dude, this isn’t The Walking Dead. Those kids are becoming Mika and Lizzie in the background and this dad is oblivious.
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

Who needs “Goodnight, Moon” when dad has Playboy?
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

These parents wanted to name their kid Anal. Yes. Anal. No.
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

Dear Dad, when wearing your baby ON YOUR BACK, maybe you stand on the train. Maybe?
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

Pretty sure there are no LATCH connecters inthe bed of this pickup, but hey, at least the kid is in a car seat?
35 Questionable Parenting Moves

You know, in case your kids needs fresh air and you’re just too lazy to take them to the park.
Mother Actually Feeds Pageant Daughter Tapeworms to Help Her Lose Weight
A mother recently fed her daughter tapeworms in order to force weight loss. We really wish we were making this story up.
Birthday Party Invoice
This family got an invoice after no-showing a five-year-old’s birthday party. Seriously.