35 Questionable Parenting Moves By Author Tattle Taylor at Mar 21, 2014 • Category Fail And we all thought Kristin Cavallari was a screw-up…check out these 35 questionable parenting moments by real parents in real life. 1Boxed InYou might wanna re-work your child’s nap schedule.2A Sad ReflectionThis is, sadly, a literal reflection of our times.3Under FireNo… just, no.4Really Blowing ItSomeone needs to swallow hard and tell this mother what she’s doing wrong.5Gun PlayIt’s all fun and games until someone get shot.6Can I Call You Back?Seriously. No call can be this important.7Aim HighOr, ideally, don’t have your child aim at all.8Oh, MotherPick and choose the time for your half-naked selfies, mothers around the world.9Chugging a LugChug! Chug! Chug! Wait a minute… don’t chug!10A Scandalous SelfieI’ll be right there, honey…11Falling HardSomeone is falling… and she won’t be able to get up.12Bongs AwayCan’t you at least put this in a drawer?13College PrepIt’s never too early to prepare your child for college.1435 Questionable Parenting MovesGeez, dad! Don’t you know the kid is supposed to be REAR facing! Gosh!1535 Questionable Parenting MovesSomething tells us this isn’t what people had in mind when they created “Take Your Child to Work Day.”1635 Questionable Parenting MovesHere’s hoping this photo session was quick, right?1735 Questionable Parenting MovesDoesn’t even matter if this picture is just posed and not real. Putting cigarettes in kids’ hands and taking pictures is the opposite of cool.1835 Questionable Parenting MovesJust what your kid always wanted! A rabies souvenir from his trip to the zoo!1935 Questionable Parenting MovesMaybe DON’T put your kid’s carrier in the street next time?2035 Questionable Parenting MovesPenthouse? Really? With the Internet around, who has printed porn anymore?2135 Questionable Parenting MovesThis might actually be a GENIUS parenting moment. Dollars to donuts the kid under that napkin is sleeping and Dad’s eating his hoagie with two hands. WIN!2235 Questionable Parenting MovesIf the baby’s in the basket, where are the groceries? And this kid can’t even scream because FOLDED IN HALF.2335 Questionable Parenting MovesThis mom might want to read the manual to find out just how her stroller works. Pretty sure this isn’t it.2435 Questionable Parenting MovesThis kid is way too excited to be seeing Maxim. Way. 2535 Questionable Parenting MovesPretty sure Baby-sicles don’t taste like grape.2635 Questionable Parenting MovesWhat happens when parents and photographers try to recreate Pinterest.2735 Questionable Parenting MovesWhile not TECHNICALLY a questionable parenting moment, this is definitely a questionable FASHION moment and a VERY unfortunate photo.2835 Questionable Parenting MovesThis one kind of says everything, right? 2935 Questionable Parenting MovesDude, this isn’t The Walking Dead. Those kids are becoming Mika and Lizzie in the background and this dad is oblivious.3035 Questionable Parenting MovesWho needs “Goodnight, Moon” when dad has Playboy? 3135 Questionable Parenting MovesThese parents wanted to name their kid Anal. Yes. Anal. No.3235 Questionable Parenting MovesDear Dad, when wearing your baby ON YOUR BACK, maybe you stand on the train. Maybe?3335 Questionable Parenting MovesPretty sure there are no LATCH connecters inthe bed of this pickup, but hey, at least the kid is in a car seat?3435 Questionable Parenting MovesYou know, in case your kids needs fresh air and you’re just too lazy to take them to the park.35Mother Actually Feeds Pageant Daughter Tapeworms to Help Her Lose WeightA mother recently fed her daughter tapeworms in order to force weight loss. We really wish we were making this story up.36Birthday Party InvoiceThis family got an invoice after no-showing a five-year-old’s birthday party. Seriously.