35 Questionable Parenting Moves

You might wanna re-work your child's nap schedule.

This is, sadly, a literal reflection of our times.

No... just, no.

Someone needs to swallow hard and tell this mother what she's doing wrong.

It's all fun and games until someone get shot.

Seriously. No call can be this important.

Or, ideally, don't have your child aim at all.

Pick and choose the time for your half-naked selfies, mothers around the world.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Wait a minute... don't chug!

I'll be right there, honey...

Someone is falling... and she won't be able to get up.

Can't you at least put this in a drawer?

It's never too early to prepare your child for college.

Geez, dad! Don't you know the kid is supposed to be REAR facing! Gosh!

Something tells us this isn't what people had in mind when they created "Take Your Child to Work Day."

Here's hoping this photo session was quick, right?

Doesn't even matter if this picture is just posed and not real. Putting cigarettes in kids' hands and taking pictures is the opposite of cool.

Just what your kid always wanted! A rabies souvenir from his trip to the zoo!

Maybe DON'T put your kid's carrier in the street next time?

Penthouse? Really? With the Internet around, who has printed porn anymore?

This might actually be a GENIUS parenting moment. Dollars to donuts the kid under that napkin is sleeping and Dad's eating his hoagie with two hands. WIN!

If the baby's in the basket, where are the groceries? And this kid can't even scream because FOLDED IN HALF.

This mom might want to read the manual to find out just how her stroller works. Pretty sure this isn't it.

This kid is way too excited to be seeing Maxim. Way.

Pretty sure Baby-sicles don't taste like grape.

What happens when parents and photographers try to recreate Pinterest.

While not TECHNICALLY a questionable parenting moment, this is definitely a questionable FASHION moment and a VERY unfortunate photo.

This one kind of says everything, right?

Dude, this isn't The Walking Dead. Those kids are becoming Mika and Lizzie in the background and this dad is oblivious.

Who needs "Goodnight, Moon" when dad has Playboy?

These parents wanted to name their kid Anal. Yes. Anal. No.

Dear Dad, when wearing your baby ON YOUR BACK, maybe you stand on the train. Maybe?

Pretty sure there are no LATCH connecters inthe bed of this pickup, but hey, at least the kid is in a car seat?

You know, in case your kids needs fresh air and you're just too lazy to take them to the park.

A mother recently fed her daughter tapeworms in order to force weight loss. We really wish we were making this story up.

This family got an invoice after no-showing a five-year-old's birthday party. Seriously.