How has the human race survived this long?
You may well find yourself asking THAT question after you check out these 19 Yahoo Questions that must be seen to be believed.
We promise you this, though … they will bring you to tears of joy. Or sadness that these are your fellow humans. But mostly joy.
That’s Not How It Works
Yeah, so that’s not how it works, really. At all.
That’s Still Not How It Works
Yeah, that’s STILL not how it works. And these people are reproducing.
Spaghetti Stains
Someone needs to have the birds and the bees talk with this chick. Or maybe teach her how to use dining utensils.
I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant
This…just…we give up. WE GIVE UP.
Because Math
This person obviously slept through math class. Or probably just didn’t attend at all.
Canadian Birds? Are Those a Thing?
There are no birds in Canada, you guys. Because the CANADIAN GEESE have all flown south to terrorize the rest of the continent.
May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor
So was The Hunger Games a case of art imitating life? NO. No it was not.
Skeletons
And now everybody sing “There’s a bunch ‘a bones inside me! Got a bunch of bones inside me…”
LYLAS, Jesus
If Jesus signed yearbooks, what would he say? Hmmm.
Long Live the King of Pop
Well, yes, if Michael Jackson hadn’t died he would probably still be alive. That’s sort of how it works.
Crocodiles are Gay
This one actually sounds like a line from a Lewis Carroll poem.
Baby You Were Born That Way
This poster needs to spend a little more time with Lady Gaga. Or a dictionary.
Darwin Awards
You know, I ask myself how I haven’t become Gisele Bundchen yet all the time.
Geography
I missed the day we talked about the Specific Ocean in geography. Maybe that’s where the Malaysian airplane is.
The Dumb! It Burns!
No. No you cannot take a picture of the sun with your phone. NOPE. NO.
Walking On The Sun
Somebody call Smashmouth. One of their two hits might explain some things to this kid.
New Fad Diets
Forget the ridiculous diet fad in this post. THE MOM IS 26 AND THE DAUGHTER IS 14!
Ice, Ice Baby
This person must be a cold hearted snake. Look into his…ice?
Eat Me
Unbaking a cake is just unpossible.