19 Honest Disney Posters

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Life isn't REALLY a fairy tale. Check out these 19 honest Disney posters to see what we mean.

1. 101 Dalmatians

101 Dalmatians
Imagining having 101 children to keep up with pretty much gives us hives. This wouldn't have happened if people listened to Bob Barker.

2. Aladdin

Aladdin
This is totally how all the guys are supposed to get the girl, right? (See also: RIP Robin Williams.)

3. Bambi

Bambi
What is it with Disney making all their main characters orphans?! Why so many dead parents, Disney!?!?

4. Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast
So many things that just do not make sense about Beauty and the Beast, you guys. So many things.

5. Brave

Brave
THAT'S RIGHT no prince required! Girl power!

6. Cinderella

Cinderella
See Extreme Makeover for proof that this is real life.

7. Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland
To be fair, the author was probably on drugs, too. And he was a pedophile.

8. Cars

Cars
Okay, so, I mean, what else can we name this movie? Yeah, Cars pretty much sums it up.

9. The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid
Alternate alternate title: Why educating our daughters is important. Because then she could've just written Eric a note.

10. Snow White

Snow White
Let's also not forget "Don't take food from strangers." Snow White is really the reason your parents checked your Halloween candy, you know.

11. Fantasia

Fantasia
Being high is probably the only way to make it through this movie.

12. Aladdin (Take Two)

Aladdin (Take Two)
Disney's various forays into showing other cultures almost always ends poorly. For example...

13. The Princess and the Frog

The Princess and the Frog
Tiana was Disney's first African-American princess. Cool, right? Every character in the movie is a stereotype. #Fail

14. Up

Up
We thought these were kids movies!!

15. Hunchback of Notre Dame

Hunchback of Notre Dame
Maybe Aladdin should take some notes from Quasimodo about that whole lying and stealing thing.

16. Pocahontas

Pocahontas
Personally we'd name this "everything wrong with teaching your kids about history via cartoon" since Disney got everything, well, wrong.

17. Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty
Sleeping Beauty's kind of a horror story if you're on the brink of your 16th birthday.

18. The Sword in the Stone

The Sword in the Stone
This probably isn't the kind of tale King Arthur's going to swap while they're all sitting at the Round Table, you know?

19. The Lion King

The Lion King
Ahhh, Hamlet. Where the evil uncle usurps the throne by killing people only to end up dead himself. At least Simba survived in this one.

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