The National Enquirer recently claimed that Kris Jenner will join the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which could mean heaven or hell for Housewives fans.
While we could have seen this happen about five years ago, Jenner's star shines a bit too bright these days to be tethered to an ensemble cast (one that isn't her family, at least).
So, while it may just be a rumor, let's imagine a world in which Kris Jenner shares screen time with Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump and the rest of those screaming banshees.
She's A Woman Of The People
Oh yeah. She's totes relatable.
She's Not Afraid to be a Kook
Reindeer antlers and jams from the boom box? Don't tease her with a good time!
She's OK With Getting a Pie in the Face
She's Concerned About Others
She's maternal, protective and business-savvy. TRIFECTA ALERT!
She Knows How To Make Light of Difficult Decisions
Comparing caskets to calfskin purses? She can do that.
She Knows When To Turn On The Waterworks
Kris Jenner knows how effective a poignant moment can be on reality television, and she's trained herself well.