15 Reasons Why Kris Jenner Should Join The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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The National Enquirer recently claimed that Kris Jenner will join the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which could mean heaven or hell for Housewives fans.

While we could have seen this happen about five years ago, Jenner's star shines a bit too bright these days to be tethered to an ensemble cast (one that isn't her family, at least).

So, while it may just be a rumor, let's imagine a world in which Kris Jenner shares screen time with Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump and the rest of those screaming banshees.

 

1. She's A Woman Of The People

She's A Woman Of The People
Oh yeah. She's totes relatable.

2. She's Not Afraid to be a Kook

She's Not Afraid to be a Kook
Reindeer antlers and jams from the boom box? Don't tease her with a good time!

3. She's OK With Getting a Pie in the Face

She's OK With Getting a Pie in the Face
Literally.

4. She's Concerned About Others

She's Concerned About Others
She's maternal, protective and business-savvy. TRIFECTA ALERT!

5. She Knows How To Make Light of Difficult Decisions

She Knows How To Make Light of Difficult Decisions
Comparing caskets to calfskin purses? She can do that.

6. She Knows When To Turn On The Waterworks

She Knows When To Turn On The Waterworks
Kris Jenner knows how effective a poignant moment can be on reality television, and she's trained herself well.

7. #Feels

#Feels
See what I mean?

8. Ok, We Get It

Ok, We Get It
Kyle Richards has nothing on you.

9. She Has A Look That Can Kill

She Has A Look That Can Kill
And she is not afraid to use it.

10. She's Game For Trying New Things

She's Game For Trying New Things
Anything for the camera, natch.

11. She Likes Her Wine

She Likes Her Wine
A prerequisite for any Housewives hopeful.

12. She Likes Her Wine A Lot

She Likes Her Wine A Lot
Lisa Vanderpump may ask Jenner to swap out for Villa Blanca Rose, which I'm sure she would oblige.

13. She Doesn't Weigh Too Much

She Doesn't Weigh Too Much
Remember that one time she nearly blew over?

14. She's Not Afraid to Stand Up For Herself

She's Not Afraid to Stand Up For Herself
The sharks always circle one victim per season, but Jenner will be damned if they go after her.

15. Her Nonverbal Responses Are Television Gold

Her Nonverbal Responses Are Television Gold
If you say something stupid, she will make a face. And viewers will agree with that face.

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