13 Reasons We Wish We Were Taylor Swift's Cat
by Hilton Hater at .Many people out there probably want to be Taylor Swift.
And we get it: she's rich, she's famous, she's talented and she's widely respected.
But whatever.
We want to be one of Taylor Swift's cats because we're pretty sure no creatures on the planet are treated nearly as well. Here are a few of the reasons why we say this...
1. You Get to Fly on a Private Jet!
And you get this really comfortable seat, too.
2. You Get Personalized Luggage!
And also a pretty cool name.
3. You Get to Wake Up Like This
Sorry, Calvin Harris. But there's a comfortable couch in the other room.
4. You Get Your Pick of Shoes
SO many shoes!
5. You Get to Snuggle with Austin Swift
And let's just say that Taylor's brother is very easy on the eyes.
6. You Get to Take Selfies with Taylor Swift
Seriously, these are, like, every other photo on Taylor's Instagram page.
7. Your Lazy Sundays Look Like This
Heck, nearly all of your days look like this.
8. You Get to Watch TV Like This
It's like a little slice of heaven.
9. You Get to Take Naps Here
Any time you want!
10. You Get to Hang Out with Ed Sheeran
Also any time you want. Him and Taylor are best friends.
11. This is Your Christmas
You simply cannot beat Taylor's yearly winter wonderland.
12. You Can Win at Hide and Seek By Just Lying in a Chair
Quick, try to find the cat here!
13. You Get to Hang Out with Mariska Hargitay
Does it get any better than this?!?
