Many people out there probably want to be Taylor Swift.
And we get it: she’s rich, she’s famous, she’s talented and she’s widely respected.
But whatever.
We want to be one of Taylor Swift’s cats because we’re pretty sure no creatures on the planet are treated nearly as well. Here are a few of the reasons why we say this…
You Get to Fly on a Private Jet!

And you get this really comfortable seat, too.
You Get Personalized Luggage!

And also a pretty cool name.
You Get to Wake Up Like This

Sorry, Calvin Harris. But there’s a comfortable couch in the other room.
You Get Your Pick of Shoes

SO many shoes!
You Get to Snuggle with Austin Swift

And let’s just say that Taylor’s brother is very easy on the eyes.
You Get to Take Selfies with Taylor Swift

Seriously, these are, like, every other photo on Taylor’s Instagram page.
Your Lazy Sundays Look Like This

Heck, nearly all of your days look like this.
You Get to Watch TV Like This

It’s like a little slice of heaven.
You Get to Take Naps Here

Any time you want!
You Get to Hang Out with Ed Sheeran

Also any time you want. Him and Taylor are best friends.
This is Your Christmas

You simply cannot beat Taylor’s yearly winter wonderland.
You Can Win at Hide and Seek By Just Lying in a Chair

Quick, try to find the cat here!
You Get to Hang Out with Mariska Hargitay

Does it get any better than this?!?