We all know a few people who just don’t understand how they come across on social media. These tiresome internet friends are THE WORST.
The Does It All Mom
You know the type. She’s waxing the car, shaving her legs, making organic, free range, Bento box lunches for five children, WHILE chairing the PTA ALL AT ONCE. And never chipping a nail.
The Bacon Fanatic
Bacon flavored lipgloss? Check. Bacon flavored bacon? CHECK. This person CANNOT SHUT UP about Bacon. And they don’t mean Kevin.
The Sporty Friend
This person is the over the top sports fanatic who takes it as a personal affront when his/her team doesn’t win or a “bad” call is made. (Football season is upon us. Expect this person to go into overdrive right about yesterday.)
The Bad Decision Maker
This person just can’t quit dating the wrong guy or girl. It’s an addiction. A sick, sick addiction.
The Jesus Freak
Does this one need an explanation or is Kirk Cameron’s picture enough? This person shames you into sharing religious memes and posts “unspoken prayer requests.” Vaguebooking at its finest and worst.
The Cat Lady
Who needs a man!?!? This person has CATS! A lot of them. Like a hoarder. Hopefully none of them are flat cats.
The Clean Eater
Eat fast food that isn’t clean? NEVER! So basically the opposite of this picture.
The Anti-Monsanto Warrior
Yes, GMOs are bad. Yes, something needs to be done. But this person is basically living on AIR at this point because EVERYTHING IS EVIL.
The Obama Hater
Any Fox News correspondant would work here, as would anyone who blames the President for everything from the global warming they don’t think exists to their team losing the big game. Thanks, Obama.
The Dumb Friend
They’re hot, but so, so dumb. SO DUMB.
The Selfie Sharer
“Just had a great workout!” “Just scored a great deal at Neimann’s!” “Just drove down the street!” And there’s a selfie for all of them.