Ready to relive Sharknado 2? We present 11 memorable quotes from the movie.
Not Having Fun
“Two of my friends were killed, I almost destroyed Los Angeles … And, oh yeah, I almost got eaten by a shark. How much ‘fun’ do you think that was?”
Where are the Chainsaws?!?
“There are no chainsaws in New York! You need to go to Long Island, or New Jersey.”
This Says It All
“Hooooooly sh… ark.”
Dangerous Weather Report
“We are talking about shark-falling rates of two inches-per-hour….”
You Tell Em, Ian Ziering!
“If anyone’s playing me in a movie, it’s gonna be me.”
This is Scary
“I know you’re scared. I’m scared, too. They’re sharks, they’re scary.”
Wait, What Is This?
“This is a twister with teeth.”
Jumping the Shark
“You know what you just did, don’t you? Jumped the shark.”
Why?!?
“Because flaming sharks!!!”
Words of Inspiration
“Listen up. There’s a storm coming. No one wants to get eaten. But I’ve been eaten and I’m here to tell you that it takes a lot more than that to bring a good man down.”
Oh, Tara Reid…
“The shark kept chasing me. He had a huge scar across his face. It’s like he knew who I was.”