Who’s Got The Whole Package? 38057

Are you sick of Halloween already? That’s a shame, seeing as you still have to deal with the Village parade, throngs of inconsiderate Trick-or-Treaters and the pressure of coming up with a costume for this weekend’s belated Halloweeny goodness.

And speaking of Halloweenies, our best gay friends have taken the liberty of showing us how our favorite celebrity packages (and Spencer Pratt’s) stood up against skintight spandex.

Because there’s really nothing “scarier” than gaining a newfound respect for Brody Jenner. Or finding out that kryptonite isn’t Superman’s only shortcoming.

[Queerty]