Locked up? There’s a better way to spend your time behind bars than biting down on the sole of your shoe while your ward’s inmates take their turn on you. And just like Michael Lohan, Lil’ Kim has discovered what it is: writing lyrics.
But while she scribbles away furiously in her cell, her fans are turning her Philadelphia lockup into a veritible Today show. Unfortunately for them, Kim just doesn’t appreciate their signs and waving as much as Katie Couric.
Kim, who still has not been assigned a cellmate, has also had some unexpected visitors: fans who crowd the sidewalk outside several third-floor windows the inmates can look out of.
About two weeks ago, an enthusiastic group of Kim boosters came armed with a cake and candles and sang a belated “Happy Birthday” to her.
Motorists who drive by the lockup show their support by pumping their fists out their car windows and shouting, “Free Lil’ Kim! Free Lil’ Kim!”
“I’ve never seen anything like it before,” said one person who works nearby.
Her fans also chant for her to come to the windows and wave to them to let them know she’s OK. That hasn’t happened yet, and when a Post reporter asked her camp if she’d pose for a photo, the answer was no.
And you thought she had given up her diva attitude behind bars.