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Halle Berry Blames Her Anti-Semitism On The Jews
Experts Warn: Berry At Risk Of Losing Her Shiksa-Appeal

Breaking: Halle Berry reportedly made an innocent joke about giant Jew noses on The T

Going Green: A Truly Visionary Concept, And The Most Annoyingly Overused Phrase Of 2007
Why Trendy-But-Important Causes Secretly Bother Us

Although we can???t always shake the nasty habit of

The Most Telling Piece of News Coming Out of House & Garden

… is that they’re shutting down both the magazine and the website, houseandgarden.com. Si Newhouse isn’t even going to prete

TGIF
the week of teen pregnancy

Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we almost can???t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we???ve dispatched Inter

Is FBN On Pace To Become The Next Overhyped, Overrated PR Disaster?
‘Yes!’ Hopes Conde Nast

Oh, Fox Business Network. Despite hiring female anchors who could launch a successful side-career

Idle And Fat Americans Harder To Keep Entertained Than Anticipated
The Food Network Is Fucked

One is never proud of watching the Food Network.
But turn on the channel at 11 am or 3 am, some

Jiblets
Ike Turner knows what’s going on (after we’re dead)

• Ike Turner is dead. We’d say something snarky, but wife-abusers are people too. Apparently, the AP missed that memo.
• Janice

Barack Obama’s Campaign Takes States Of Import By Storm
Related: 29,000 People Clamor For Opportunity To Fawn Over Oprah Winfrey And Watch Her Endorse Some Skinny, Jug-Eared Politician Type

Who’s Got The Whole Package?
Our Same-Sex Buddies Use XXX-Ray Vision To Determine Whose You-Know-What Looks Best In Tights

Are you sick of Halloween already? That’s a shame, seeing as you st

We Love Laughing at People in the Meatpacking District

When we think about what’s missing from the Meatpacking District, normally things like cabs, class, and people we don’t want to punch