Jossip

Bob Costas, Olympic primetime host, has pinkeye in both of his eyes while in Sochi. Matt Lauer will fill in for him tonight.

Juan Pablo Galavis took Andi on her first one-on-one date on The Bachelor. The two did quite a lot of making out.

Juan Pablo and Clare have things to discuss following last week’s dip in the ocean. Naturally they smooth things over.

Hey, girl! Who DOESN’T want a Valentine from Ryan Gosling?

Paula Deen loves you like she loves butter. Which is kind of a lot.

Rih Rih’s cozying up to Drake this Valentine’s Day. Here’s hoping Chris Brown’s anger management classes work.

When Tara Reid isn’t busy saving the world from a sharknado, she’s…well…we’re not sure what she’s doing. Happy Valentine’s Day from Tara!

If this picture doesn’t terrify you into using sunscreen every day, we’re not sure what will. Orange you glad you’re smarter than Tan Mom?

Madonna might be nearing 60, but that doesn’t mean she’s not still looking for love. Of the legal variety, of course.

Ryan Lochte looks great in the pool. Because he can’t talk underwater. What a waste of a great body.