There’s A Reason Why Victoria’s Secret Model Selita Ebanks Isn’t Smiling

Ever wondered what you’ve always been missing by depriving yourself of $4.5 million diamond-encrusted panties? Don’t. According to model Selita Ebanks, “the diamonds between [your] legs pinch” so the experience is roughly analogous to “getting a Brazilian wax every two seconds.??? Granny panties never looked/felt so good. [R&M via Stereohyped]