Diddy On The Lamb 38326

P. Diddy is hoping his altercation with Steven Acevedo, an acquaintance of Diddy???s for 13 years, at Kiosk this weekend won???t lead to criminal persecution. After all, what???s a few punches between friends?

Though he was supposed to turn himself over to the police today, Diddy skipped the meeting. In a statement, his lawyer said:

We are hopeful that this matter will be resolved without the filing of any criminal charges, as this was a disagreement among acquaintances, not a criminal assault.

Translation: P. Diddy is hoping this disagreement can be resolved through a large cash settlement instead of any jail time.

Lucky for P. Diddy, most people prefer hard cash to justice.