• In her new commerical, Kate Moss wears a v-neck jumper and stops snorting blow for a few minutes. That should be enough to drop the charges, right? [The Sun]
• Just because Britney Spears and Kevin Federline get into arguments does not imply that they are anything like us. Ok, so sometimes we talk through movies—but not on our cell phones. Trashtastic is right. [Page Six]
• How do you tell your side of the story if you are a flasher who was fired from your TV job? Make a rap about it. Because then the public can totally relate to you. [Gatecrasher]
• Fearing that those jews in the slammer will f him up, Lindsay Lohan’s dad signs his “greetings from prison” cards, “happy holidays”. [Page Six]
• Jessica Simpson is okay with the fact that Nick Lachey is selling her out to OK! Ok? [People]