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On this hot and toasty Tuesday afternoon, the theme of the day is…air-conditioning. However, the theme of Cable Quotables is Morning Joe, which has fortunately provided Intern Wendy with enough material for her next three columns. So enjoy this tribute to Joe Scarborough, and enjoy the delightful insights on domestic abuse, trolling for tramps and, well, roadkilll.

• “We troll the bars. Would you like to do it with me, Joe?” Donald Trump, asking Joe Scarborough to be his wingman, Morning Joe, June 15

• “If she turns out to be a tramp, it???ll be a big surprise, but it???ll be a great rating.” Donald Trump, asking Mika Brzezinski to star on his new sleazy Fox reality show, Morning Joe, June 15

• “That???s an Imus apology,” Mika Brzezinski, shaming Joe Scarborough for his perfunctory “I???m Sorry,” Morning Joe, June 18

• “Do you like squirrels?” wonders Mika Brzezinski, making Katie Couric look like a “total hard-ass” by comparison, Morning Joe, June 18

• “If I wanted to be hit, I???d be home.” Joe Scarborough, giving us way too much insight into his marriage, Morning Joe, June 18

“Lisa Meyers would never strike me.” Joe Scarborough, nevertheless hoping that Amy Rohrbach will rough him up a little bit, Morning Joe, June 18