• Bo Bice lands his ass in the hospital. No, not as Ashlee Simpson’s voice coach. Though that’s totally what we thought too, at first. [TMZ
• Does Naomi Campbell hate all other black models or something? [Gatecrasher]
• How are we supposed to break stereotypes of white trash guys wearing wife beaters, living in trailors, and getting sauced all day when we have guys like Kevin Federline and crew attacking journalists. Not even paparazzi! [WWD]
• And Slate said that a puppy would have been the worst Christmas gift. Wrong! [Amazon]
• Censoring Desperate Housewives? We know Eva Langoria is hotness, but don’t they watch, like, crazy porn in China? Well, at least is the first non-bird-flu story we’ve hear in a while. [AP]