• Ya know what’s really pissing off Bonnie Fuller? Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong remaining a happy couple. [AP]
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back author Terry McMillan and gay ex-husb Jonathan Plummer may not be having sex anymore, but they still enjoy a nice bath together. [NYDN]
• When she’s not pushing her liberal agenda on Huffington Post, Laurie David is pushing her eco-friendly agenda — and her last name. Too bad, then, that she’s embroiled in accusations of trashing the wetlands on her Martha’s Vineyard property. [Radar]
• Like babies on an airplane, the celeb glossies weren’t welcome at the Accessories Council Excellence Awards. And neither was couture. [Gawker]
• Conde Nast is searching for someone to fill the unenviable position of public relations manager where responsibilities include “pushing Graydon Carter towards the treadmill, covering up the failure of Cargo (now with 20% more boobies!), and helping to keep ladies and dark folk out of the New Yorker.” [Daily Transom]