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• Samantha Ronson may have royally screwed Lindsay Lohan in every way imaginable.

• Plus, now Ronson is “cheating” on LiLo with frenemy Nicole Richie.

• Meanwhile, that PSA Lindsay shot to discourage drunk driving is suddenly kind of hilarious.

• Avril Lavigne gives out her favorite digit.

• Next time you’re feeling down and out, look at it this way. At least you’re not some unemployed dude living out of your parents’ basement and resting your head on homemade Backstreet Boys pillows.

• Turns out that TB patient who defied health officials’ warnings by going on a wedding trip to Europe may not even have gotten married. On the plus side, he did, however, give lots of people a drug-resistant form of Tuberculosis.