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Introducing The Country Breakfast Burrito
It’s Great For Ingesting 60% Of Your Daily Caloric Intake In Under 60 Seconds!

Not long after introducing the world to its legendary 1,100 calorie salad, Hardee’s has unveiled its latest addition to the ever-expanding cardiologist wishlist: the Country Breakfast Burrito. Said breakfast wrap consists of “two egg omelets filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla.” Not to mention 920 calories and 60 grams of fat.

Brad Haley, marketing chief for the St. Louis-based fast-food chain, said the burrito offers the sort of big breakfast item normally found in sit-down restaurants with an added advantage.

“It makes this big country breakfast portable,” he said.

Unfortunately, the same can’t be said about those who consume it on any semi-regular basis.

Oct 15, 2007 · Link · 2 Responses

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Comments (2)

No. 1
DavidDust says:

Hardee’s (AKA Hardlee’s or Retardee’s) was THE place to go in college after a night of heavy drinking. A Country Breakfast Burrito would have made that experience even better.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 6:30 pm

No. 2
The Snark says:

… by speeding up beer-belly growth by 357%!


Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 7:22 pm

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