You can tell TMZ.com was pissed having to report that Donald Trump is not ousting Tara Conner as Miss USA. Despite her hard partying ways and what we’re going to allege was a series of group sex soirees back at Trump Tower (she, a girlfriend, plus a group of guys .. what else can we assume?), The Donald is giving America’s nasty sweetheart one more chance, so long as does a quick stint in rehab.
In a move that shocked everyone, including Tara Conner, Donald Trump announced Tuesday morning that he will not fire the embattled Miss USA, despite allegations of drug use and sexual misconduct.
“She’s agreed to go into rehab. She knows that if she makes even the slightest mistake from here on she wil be immedialtely replaced” said Trump.
All of this gives us the perfect opportunity to take a quick trip down memory lane and remember what fair Tara – not the smartest apple of Donald’s eye – had to say when she was competing in the Miss Universe pageant.
When they asked what the most inspiring place she’d ever visited was, she could have lied and said Tibet or Jerusalem or the house where Anne Frank hid. Those would have all gone over big. Instead, she said the most inspiring place she’d ever visited was… wait for it… Lake Tahoe!
Well, at least she can add Marquee and Guest House to the list.
No. 1
Lance says:
The Republicans are turning into homosexuals and pedophiles and Miss USA is a drunk and a drug addict and, duh, why would anyone want to destroy our sacred American way of life?
Give me Librium or give me meth!
Posted: Dec 19, 2006 at 3:00 pm
No. 2
Don B. says:
Who does Rosie O’Donald think she is with the life style she live. She is not the voice of America like she thinks she is . Donald Trump did the right thing by letting Miss America keep her title. She is a young girl caugth up in fame and not knowing how to cope with it . O’Donald made fun of her crying. I think she was very contrite as to what happend. She need guidance ,nothing else. So far as O’Donald think Miss America was ugly. She need to put on her glasses . In my opinion she is beautiful.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 at 6:40 pm
No. 3
Lindsay says:
Does anyone else think the only reason Trump didn’t fire Tara Conner was because she slept with him? Why does she deserve a second chance? She broke the rules, so did Miss Nevada, and Nevada got canned. Check out some Tara Conner Videos and decide for yourself
Posted: Dec 28, 2006 at 11:13 am
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