Sometimes, less is more. So when Correspondent Wendy wrote, “These quotes are so goofy, I really couldn’t think of anything to add,” we thought it over for a few minutes. Then ultimately decided, neither could we.
• “But why shouldn’t I be able to say who you sleep with???? Tucker Carlson, awkwardly fantasizing about his guest (Pat Buchanan’s) sex life, Tucker, November 15
• “Should we shut down all the gay bars???? Pat Buchanan, preemptively planning to cover his tracks, Tucker, November 15
• ???Pure entertainment would be you in a pair of fishnets doing a song and dance.??? Laurie Dhue, hoping Bill O???Reilly will fill in for Britney Spears at her next awards show gig, The O???Reilly Factor, November 16
• ???Do they get haircuts and stuff? Do they look like we do???? Bill O???Reilly, asking Shirley MacLaine the hard-hitting questions about extraterrestrial life, The O???Reilly Factor, November 16
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