Today is one of those days’ where Cable Quotables has an inadvertently educational theme. “I learned so much by putting today’s column,” agrees Wendy, who coyly refuses to elaborate insisting, “It’s pretty self explanatory.” Not to us! Unless, of course, she’s referring to the part where Bill O’Reilly shares his views on legalized marijuana, Tucker Carlson reminds us of the importance of sharing and Joel McHale explains why puppy patrol is coming for Britney’s Yorkie.
• ???He despises conservatives. He wants a brave new world. Smoke pot, save the witches.??? Bill O???Reilly, predicting what George Clooney (and/or Bon Jovi) would do if elected into office, The O???Reilly Factor, November 13
• ???This is like the kindergarten chewing gum rule; if there???s not enough to go around nobody gets any???? Tucker Carlson, taking us back to the time when he plateaued, Tucker, November 13
• ???I???ve got bunk beds with Brian Williams, racing car bunk beds. It???s fun. We do sleep overs. It???s a good time.??? Willie Geist, loving his new headquarters at 30 Rock, Tucker, November 13
• ???It also ??? it’s Paris Hilton. Does it matter if it’s true???? Willie Geist, refusing to say “That’s hot!” to fact-checking, Tucker, November 13
• ???Well, always burp your kids after they have beer. No beef jerky if they don???t have teeth. And finally, cigarettes are not pacifiers.??? Joel McHale, sharing Britney Spears??? new and abridged guide to parenting, Countdown, November 14
• ???There is no way Britney Spears??? dog is going to pass the drug test. Can you imagine what he is eating off the floor in that kitchen???? Joel McHale, wondering whether canine urine should be subjected to randomly drug-testing, Countdown, November 14
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