• Someone needs to give Bo Bice a serious ass-kicking, because it seems that losing a competition on national television wasn’t enough to humble that prick. [Page Six]
• Mick Jagger is in talks to appear on an ABC sitcom. Seems in fitting with the essence of rock n’ roll, right? [MSNBC]
• Hey, here’s something new for Kanye West to complain about. MTV only listed him as a possibility for the future best MC. Which means he’s currently not the best — Kanye hates that. [MTV]
• Someone finally sentenced Pete Doherty to rehab. Now their challenge is to find a way to make him stay there for more than three days. [NME]
• Pitchfork Media’s opinions are about the same as a bunch of 10-year-olds. Wow, that sort of makes Pitchfork more credible, not less. [Stereogum]
• Too bad this list of the “50 Worst Albums” came out before either Paris Hilton’s or Kevin Federline’s records could drop. [DListed]
• Bo Bice lands his ass in the hospital. No, not as Ashlee Simpson’s voice coach. Though that’s totally what we thought too, at first. [TMZ
• Does Naomi Campbell hate all other black models or something? [Gatecrasher]
• How are we supposed to break stereotypes of white trash guys wearing wife beaters, living in trailors, and getting sauced all day when we have guys like Kevin Federline and crew attacking journalists. Not even paparazzi! [WWD]
• And Slate said that a puppy would have been the worst Christmas gift. Wrong! [Amazon]
• Censoring Desperate Housewives? We know Eva Langoria is hotness, but don’t they watch, like, crazy porn in China? Well, at least is the first non-bird-flu story we’ve hear in a while. [AP]