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Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend/Trophy Wife Was Hot Like Victoria Beckham?
• Victoria Beckham to perform with the Pussycat Dolls, presumably because she encapsulates their unique brand of slim physique and questionable vocals.
• Meanwhile, Mariah Carey is mistaken for Britney Spears, presumably due to her propensity for gaining weight and history of cinematic abortions.
• Salma Hayek gives birth, but the world was too busy staring at Nicole Richie’s protruding belly to notice.
• Finally! Someone admits Sex and the City would have been a whole lot sexier if the women on the show were still pre-menopausal.
• Jennifer Aniston has never looked happier than she does on the set of He’s Just Not That Into You. Does anyone else find that strangely disconcerting?
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