• Luke Wilson clings to his last shred of dignity, telling the whole world “I will never make a movie with Jessica Simpson.” Good boy, Luke. Very good. [Scoop]
• Candace Bushnell’s new radio show launches tonight, and will guest star Cynthia Rowley and Paula Froelich. As long as Jessica Joffe never makes an appearance, we’ll tune in. [Page Six]
• Jon Stewart tells Ann Coulter she should write a book about “Mother Teresa shoving a dick in her eye.” Lovely. Oh, and Stewart’s 2-year-old was in the audience shouting “dada.” More lovely. [R&M]
• Despite their recent publisher drop-out, Maer Roshan says Radar is going “full steam ahead.” We didn’t know people still talked like that. [WWD]
• Scarlett Johansson insists on telling everyone she’s not a slut. Even though nobody asked or called her a whore or cares if she’s getting laid. Really, Lindsay Lohan has the only cunt we care about. [AP]
No. 1
Peter Pundit says:
You spelled Jon’s name wrong. How would you feel if someone added an ‘h’ to your name?
Posted: Oct 10, 2006 at 11:26 am
No. 2
Christopher Longaway says:
Shut up, Peter Pund”h”it. Nobody gives a shit how they spell Jon’s name. They could spell it a thousand ways, you still know who the sorry bastard is.
As for this shit about Luke Wilson not being able to tolerate my Honey Jessica, FUCK LUKE WILSON! That Faggot needs to get a douchebag and clean out the raging feces in his asshole, then maybe he could tolerate the ass whooping I would give him!
I would play in a movie with Jessica Allright! It would start off in the kitchen, and end on the floor with me CUMMING all in her mouth, after I fucked her shit good and proper!
I fucking LOVE Jessica Simpson! She is a honey and she is an Angel, fuck Nick for not treating my girl proper.
Some of you out there are saying: “Well yeah Chris, you like her NOW. What about when she puts on some pounds and stops shaving or wearing makeup?” Well, that would even be BETTER. You see, Jessica is so beautiful, she is like a delicate piece of glass, you don’t want to be to rough with her, or she will break. However, take all that shit off ( the makeup, the pantty hose, the mascara ) and I would fuck her shit proper and break something, maybe even her back. If she had a hair on her pussy she needed shaving, I would trim it down with my TEETH.
I fucking Love Jess, yes, yes, yes.
Posted: Nov 2, 2006 at 12:09 am
No. 3
Jeff says:
Dude you talk like you never had a woman before.
Jessica Simpson Music
Posted: Nov 24, 2006 at 5:47 pm
No. 4
Christopher says:
Hey, Jeff…I don’t remember asking for your opinion.
Why are you worried about my sex life anyway? Why should it concern you if I have had a woman before? Are you gay??? Do you want to suck on my dick? Do you want CUM dripped all over your mouth?
No?
Then don’t worry about my sex life.
And Jess, if you ever read this, just know that I love you and your sister Ashlee, no matter how the two of you look. I love your attitudes. Just love you two, no matter what.Even if you went of all Michael Richards on me!
I am not one of those crazy fans that thinks he has a chance of getting with you. I have a baby girl of my own. She looks up to you, Jess! She loves you! I love you! My mom likes you too! The only one that doesn’t like you is the mother of my daughter( girlfriend ). And she doesn’t know this site exists, so there is nothing she can do, but hate, because your prettier than her!
Posted: Nov 24, 2006 at 6:24 pm
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