Donny Deutsch just can’t seem to catch a break. Last week, CNBC put his show, The Big Idea, on hiatus because he was one of the least charismatic people on television since Kimmy Gibbler. And also something about staff cuts and a recession.

Now, the Deutsch, in a turn of delicious irony, has been caught having an affair with the wife of one of those hedge-fund managers he used to interview on his program. We know this because when you make as much money as some of these bankers, you can hire a private investigator to follow your wife around and watch her make out with C-level business celebrities.

All the sordid details, after the jump:

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