Their Florida vacation has ended and the women have all returned home on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 13. Things seem relatively calm right now, but something tells us that won’t last.
There’s a season finale on the horizon and a reunion show! Those are always fun!
To clear the air after their Florida trip, Melissa asks Amber out for drinks. Jim, Amber says, was “going for scorched earth” while they were there while she wanted to pretend nothing was wrong.
Yeah, that never works, babe. Ever.
To celebrate 5 years of being cancer free, Amber poses topless to show off her scars and her new boobs. Given that October is Breast Cancer Awareness month, that totally makes sense, and good press from survivors is always a plus.
Jim even threw her a gallery show to display her topless photos. That’s…sort of sweet.
If you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online, you’ll see Nicole and Jacqueline call Victoria Gotti a “dirty vagina” and then fear for their lives against a mob hit. Maaaaaaybe don’t insult mob wives on television? Maybe?
But the most cringeworthy part of the night came from the discussion Gia was forced to endure about birth control. She’s 13 and her future sex life was just discussed on television.
That girl is going to be too mortified to ever have sex.