• Kristen Cavallari of Laguna Beach is in, Lindsay Lohan is out. Just ask the presidents of cool over at the Washington Post [WaPo]
• Was your NYE in NYC a total bust? Star magazine proves you’re not alone. Celebs worth seeing hate it here, too. [Star]
• A great many people share the honorable birthday of January 1st, including the first two babies born in New York City in 2006. [NYP]
• Nobody besides Matt Drudge is talking about Michael Moore‘s new movie Sicko (including Michael Moore). Oh, we’re onto you, Drudgie. [Variety, Drudge Report]
• Even though she’s a racist bliatch, Eva Longoria‘s boyfriend wants to marry her. Says the Enquirer. [National Enquirer]
• After making up some story about knowing Jack Nicholson, Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler flee Aspen in a state of shame. [Rush & Molloy]
• Oh no he didn’t. Trying to talk to you ex’s best friend like you didn’t totally play her girl is a bad idea. Even if you’re Brad Pitt and the friend is Courtney Cox. [Female First]
• Without Coca-Cola, movies would totally tank. Without Matt Drudge, people could enjoy the simple art of entertainment again. But alas, he will not stop. And neither will we. [Slate]