Kate Middleton: Pregnant! Gaunt! About to Be Queen!
Reading Time: 3 minutesKate Middleton is apparently a very busy woman these days. If a pair of tabloid cover stories are to be …
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Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt Divorce: Prince William and Kate Middleton Take Sides!
Reading Time: 2 minutesThere is much unrest at Kensington Palace as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge come to terms with Angelina Jolie …
Prince William and Kate Middleton: Baby #3 On The Way?
Reading Time: 2 minutesSome media outlets love to play Captain Obvious when it comes to royal family planning, especially if the royals in …
Prince Will and Kate Middleton: “Coronation” Date Falls On Morbid Anniversary
Reading Time: 2 minutesThat tiara sits so naturally on her head! The newest issue of the National Enquirer hath declared that the Duke …
Kate Middleton Feeds Baby Elephant, Achieves World Peace
Reading Time: 2 minutesUpon seeing this photo, leaders the world over decided to create a universal flag in its likeness. JK, but wouldn’t …
Prince William Visits Ex-Girlfriend Jecca Craig In Africa! Kate Middleton …
Reading Time: 2 minutesEverybody CALM. DOWN. The Duke of Cambridge is attending friend Jecca Craig’s wedding in Kenya, while the Duchess of Cambridge …
Kate Middleton Skips St. Patrick’s Day, Divorcing Prince William?
Reading Time: 2 minutesLet’s make up rumors and destroy relationships! Last week, the palace announced that the Duke of Cambridge would hand out …
Kate Middleton to Prince William: Get a HAIR TRANSPLANT, Baldy!
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe throne shalt not be occupied by any King Cue Ball! ‘Tis the battle cry of Kate Middleton and Queen …
Kate Middleton Pregnant Again! William Overwhelmed, Not Ready!
Reading Time: 2 minutesNot a day goes by where I don’t hear, “is Kate pregnant again?” The source of said news can usually …
Queen Gives Will and Kate The Crown, Tells Charles To Get Lost
Reading Time: 3 minutesThere’s a gold badge that says “Palace Confirms,” so it must be true. As the eyes and ears of the …