Kid Rock to Run For Senate, Hasten Apocalypse?
Reading Time: 2 minutesYou may remember Kid Rock as the human meth lab who penned such memorable lyrics as “bawitdaba, da bang, da …
Politics
Lena Dunham: Taylor Swift Can’t Criticize Trump or She’ll Be Murdered!
Reading Time: 3 minutesDid you watch the season six premiere of Girls on Sunday night? If not, don’t worry. Statistically speaking, virtually no …
Melania Trump: Miserable as First Lady!
Reading Time: 3 minutesMelania Trump reportedly feels our pain. With odds of a Donald Trump impeachment stronger than ever, and millions of American …
Tiffany Trump: Bullied at New York Fashion Week?
Reading Time: 3 minutesIt’s Fashion Week in New York, which means industry bigwigs and all kinds of celebrities have descended on Manhattan for a …
Donald Trump: Pissed at SNL For Portraying Steve Bannon as Grim Reaper?
Reading Time: 3 minutesThere was a time not all that long ago, when the idea of an American president venting his outrage toward …
Tiffany Trump & Ross Mechanic: Dating!
Reading Time: 3 minutesWe think it’s safe to say Tiffany Trump isn’t her father’s favorite daughter. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if …
Donald Trump Humiliates Self with Inauguration Portrait
Reading Time: 3 minutesWe should probably amend the headline above, we know. After all, one must be capable of feeling shame in order …
Rosie O’Donnell as Steve Bannon is The Photo You Can Never Unsee
Reading Time: 3 minutesWARNING: Once you take a look at the photo below, you will never be able to get it out of …
Betsy DeVos Confirmed as Secretary of Education
Reading Time: 2 minutesGood news! You now have one more abomination to throw in the face of your idiot friend who keeps insisting …
Lena Dunham: I Lost Weight on the Donald Trump Diet!
Reading Time: 3 minutesDonald Trump has been president for 18 days now, and the impact of his haphazard style of governance and willingness …