Jill Kelley Breaks Silence on Petraeus Scandal, Denies Wrongdoing
Reading Time: 2 minutesJill Kelley, the Tampa socialite at the center of the David Petraeus scandal, is trying to change the narrative about …
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Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive, Kim Jong Un, Reported as Fact By Chinese Newspaper
Reading Time: 1 minuteThe online version of China’s Communist Party newspaper hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong …
Lei Zhengfu Sex Tape Scandal Sparks Outrage, Investigation in China
Reading Time: 2 minutesSex tape scandals: They’re not just for Kim Kardashian anymore. A five-year-old sex video showing an 18-year-old girl allegedly hired …
Univision Weather Cat Thinks He Owns the Place
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSeveral cats have turned the Univision parking lot into their home in South Florida. This month, one feline made it …
Cowboys Fans Petition Obama to Remove Jerry Jones as Owner
Reading Time: 2 minutesA group of Dallas Cowboys fans are petitioning President Barack Obama to remove ineffective owner Jerry Jones, according to a …
Vilma Soltesz Ruled Too Fat to Fly, DIES Awaiting Medical Treatment
Reading Time: 2 minutesVilma Soltesz, a 425-pound New York woman, died from kidney failure after three separate airlines, citing weight-related complications, wouldn’t let …
Who Was the Most Searched-For Celebrity on Bing in 2012?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteShe didn’t win any Academy Awards. Or any Grammys. Or any Emms. Or release any albums. Or – shockingly – …
Fox News Ends Interview Immediately After Guest RIPS Network
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA Fox News anchor abruptly ended an interview on Monday after a guest, author Thomas Ricks, blatantly started criticizing the …
Maria Susana Flores Gamez, Mexican Beauty Queen, Killed in Gang Shootout
Reading Time: 2 minutesIn an incident that sounds as if it was taken out of a movie script, beauty queen Maria Susana Flores …
Smoking Rots Brain, Study Finds; No One Surprised
Reading Time: 2 minutesIn addition to giving you cancer and other horrible lung diseases, smoking rots the brain by damaging memory, learning and …