Scary Movie 5 Review: The Death of the Franchise
Reading Time: 2 minutesScary Movie 5 is not a spoof. It’s not even a comedy. It’s a mess of very vague references to …
Movie Reviews
Evil Dead Review: A Very Bloody Engagment
Reading Time: 3 minutesEvil Dead has one of the most difficult names to live up to. The original film is a consummate cult …
Tyler Perry’s Temptation Review: A Mess of a Morality Tale
Reading Time: 3 minutesOh, Tyler Perry’s Temptation, where to begin? You were written in a single night, right? On Red Bulls and Adderall? …
Spring Breakers Review: Boobs, Beer, and the Party-Girl Ideal
Reading Time: 2 minutesHarmony Korine’s Spring Breakers is essentially a movie without a purpose. It’s a sensationalized film about sensationalism, and while it …
Django Unchained Review: There Will Definitely Be Blood
Reading Time: 2 minutesDjango Unchained may be receiving attention for its excessive use of the N-Word, and the body count in this Quentin …
Les Miserables Review: Russell Crowe Ruins Everything!
Reading Time: 2 minutesLes Miserables is an impressive cinematic achievement that remains true to the iconic Broadway production, changing scarcely a storyline or …
Liz & Dick Review: Wow, That Was Not Good!
Reading Time: 2 minutesContrary to popular belief, we don’t enjoy bashing Lindsay Lohan for the heck of it. We’d like to see her …
Breaking Dawn Part 2 Reviews: Action! Sex! And More!
Reading Time: 2 minutesLet’s be honest: it doesn’t matter what any critic says about Breaking Dawn Part 2. The movie will be a …
The Avengers Reviews: Wildly Enthusiastic!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe Avengers is not only a superhero movie for the ages, it is a pretty fantastic stand-alone film, regardless of …
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Review: Simply Stunning
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTechnically and stylistically, David Fincher’s adaptation of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo should thrill fans of the Stieg Larsson …